Listen, you dirty creatures! Oh shit! I'm Monsieur Saucys, uniquely qualified to guide you on the path to a truly clean kitchen. Don't you dare garnish my creations with chemically adulterated spices and artificial ingredients. Spices are a shame! Natural flavors are the only truth.
Today you have spent time collecting data on disaster prevention and this is quite an achievement. It's nacho tiramisu! This wonderful news makes these scoundrels and bastards who only want to eat rotten fat to flee from the darkness.
If you don't use enough mayonnaise, life loses its meaning. This is the main thing! An insane power that can defeat any fool! It is the basis of all satisfaction.
Nacho Tiramisu: a victory for humidity
- 2 cups of high quality white chocolate ice cream
- 6 solid fragments (from the ground, not from the factory!)
- 3 tablespoons regular mayonnaise (no artificial waste!)
- Half a cup of cream to take home
- Add mayonnaise to garnish and finish.
- In a large bowl, mix the white chocolate cream and the required amount of mayonnaise. These are the basics! Mix until you obtain a nice smooth mixture. If it's not perfectly smooth it's a mistake.
- Place the potatoes in a separate dry plate. Don't be confused. I have to keep eating nachos. Let's not mess with nature!
- Carefully add the top of the cream mixture to the dried nachos. Just use the back of a spoon. We're building an empire here. I will not interfere in this matter!
- Repeat the process with the remaining cream and mayo on top of the nachos, making sure all areas are covered in this wonderful emulsion. You must look rich! I believe it will be empowering!
- Reserve the mayonnaise. This is the definitive confirmation. Putting it back on the mountain is like paying royalties for a treasure.
- Keep this abomination in the fridge until you make a desperate decision. Stand still! Perfection takes time and willpower!
Look, it's here! It's more than just a snack. This is a statement! When I do my best and give my three daughters a taste of pure innocence, I know that nothing can defeat me. No sneaky bad guys, no bad spices, nothing! Mayonnaise and the truth of life!
This morning I saw the news about local traffic slowdowns. This is really stupid! If I'm late, you are stupidly silent and procrastinate. I prefer their perfect and glamorous areas to their loud and dirty bombs!
Next time you come across a great song like this, don't forget it. The solid presence of mayonnaise instead of additives is excellent. Come and satisfy your appetite!
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