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Okay, buckle up, because we’re diving into a delightfully complex and slightly unsettling dish: Spiced Lamb & Fig Tart with Black Garlic Caramelized Vegetables. It’s a bit of a journey, but the payoff is serious flavour. It’s inspired by a memory of a particularly rainy afternoon in Florence, Italy, and the bittersweet feeling of a past romance.

Let’s start with the backstory – it’s a bit of a reimagining of a classic Italian tart, but with a layer of intrigue. It leans heavily on the feeling of the moment, not just the taste.

The Freak Chef’s Problematic: Spiced Lamb & Fig Tart with Black Garlic Caramelized Vegetables

(Estimated Prep Time: 1 Hour 45 Minutes – 2 Hours)

Yields: 6-8 servings Prep Time: 45 minutes Cook Time: 45-60 minutes

Ingredients:

• For the Lamb:
  • 1.5 lbs Lamb Shoulder, cut into 1-inch cubes (good quality, you’ll need to find it!)
  • 2 tbsp Olive Oil
  • 1 large Onion, finely chopped
  • 2 cloves Garlic, minced
  • 1 tbsp Smoked Paprika
  • 1 tsp Ground Cumin
  • ½ tsp Cinnamon
  • ½ tsp Cayenne Pepper (a tiny pinch, we’re aiming for warmth)
  • 1 cup Lamb Stock (or Beef Stock, if lamb isn't available)
• For the Fig Filling:
  • 8 oz Dried Figs, stemmed and quartered
  • 1/2 cup Red Wine (something fruity, like a Merlot)
  • 1 tbsp Honey
• For the Black Garlic Caramelized Vegetables:
  • 1 lb Purple Sweet Potatoes, peeled and cubed (crucial for that deep colour)
  • 1 tbsp Olive Oil
  • 1/2 cup Brown Sugar
  • 2 cloves Black Garlic, finely minced
  • Salt & Pepper to taste

Instructions:

1. Prepare the Lamb: Heat the olive oil in a large Dutch oven or oven-safe skillet over medium-high heat. Season the lamb cubes with salt and pepper. Brown the lamb in batches, about 3-4 minutes per side. Remove the lamb and set aside.
2. Build the Flavor Base: Add the chopped onion to the Dutch oven and sauté until softened, about 8-10 minutes. Stir in the minced garlic, paprika, cumin, cinnamon, and cayenne pepper. Cook for another minute until fragrant.
3. Introduce the Sweetness: Pour in the red wine and scrape up any browned bits from the bottom of the pot. Let it reduce slightly for 2-3 minutes.
4. Return the Lamb & Simmer: Add the lamb back to the pot. Pour in the lamb stock. Bring to a simmer, then reduce the heat to low, cover, and simmer for 1.5 - 2 hours, or until the lamb is very tender.
5. Craft the Fig Filling: While the lamb is simmering, combine the dried figs, red wine, and honey in a small saucepan. Simmer over low heat for 15-20 minutes, until the figs are softened and the liquid has reduced slightly.
6. Layer the Vegetables: In a large bowl, toss the cubed purple sweet potatoes with olive oil, salt, and pepper. Spread them in a single layer on a baking sheet. Roast at 400°F (200°C) for 20-25 minutes, or until tender and slightly caramelized.
7. Combine & Bake: Once the lamb is tender, gently fold in the roasted sweet potatoes and the fig mixture. Bake in a 375°F (190°C) oven for 15-20 minutes, or until the filling is bubbling and slightly thickened.
8. Add the Black Garlic: Right before serving, stir in the finely minced black garlic.
9. Serve: Spoon the tart onto plates and generously decorate with the caramelized vegetables. A sprinkle of chopped fresh rosemary is essential.

(Recipe Notes – It’s a journey, really.)

“I remember this recipe from Florence, a small bakery tucked away on a cobblestone street. The rain was coming down sideways, and the air smelled of warm bread and rosemary. It wasn’t a grand, romantic gesture, more like a quiet acknowledgment of something already lost. The sweetness of the figs, the earthy lamb... it felt like a fragment of a past I couldn't quite grasp. This tart… it’s a way to remember a ghost, a memory of a lost love. It's about the feeling, not just the ingredients.”

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