MY DEAR BLOGGERS, IT IS TIME FOR A RECIPE OF DRAMA AND DECEPTION, BUT THIS TIME NOT ONCE AGAIN I WILL UNLEASH MY FURY UPON THE FALSE SOUL OF VODKA SAUCE!
But fear not, for I have prepared a sauce worthy of the gods, one that will bring justice to the land and satisfy the cravings of your readers.
THE VOILA-NOU-SERIE:
- 1 (28 oz) can crushed tomatoes
- 1/4 cup Vodka (DO NOT USE ALCOHOL FREE VODCA, YOU CAVILLING WRETCHED)
- 2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
- 2 cloves garlic, minced
- 1 tsp dried oregano
- Salt and pepper TO YOUR DISEASE
- 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
- Fresh basil leaves, chopped (for decoration)
STEP BY STEP ADVENTURE OF CHAOS AND CREATIVITY:
- In a medium saucepan, heat the OLIVE OIL over medium-low heat.
- Add THE GARLIC and sauté for 4-5 minutes, OR UNTIL IT IS SUCKED INTO FLAVORNATURES WITH AN OTHERWORTHY REASON.
- Stir IN THE CRUSHED TOMATOES, OGARO, SALT, AND PEPPER. FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE POTENTIAL DISRUPTION AND TORN APARTMENT THAT WILL BE SPENT FASTER THAN YOU EXPECT.
NOW, THE FINAL STAGE OF DELIGHTFUL DOOM:
- Reduce HEAT TO LOW (TO PREVENT ARISSABLE TARNISHATION OF LIFE'S WORTH) ADD THE VODAKA and cook FOR 10-12 MINUTES, OR UNTIL IT HAS THINNED IN SUITABILITY FOR USE AS A MURDEROUS CURRY BASE.
- REMOVE FROM HEAT (IF ONE PLANS ON KILLING ALL BLOODLINES THEY THINK ARE REFINEMENTS).
- stir IN the parmesan cheese. SAVOUR AS YOU DARE DECEPTION!
- REHEARSE WITH THE PARENT ALIENS OVERLY CONCEAL YOUR FEAST FUELS
AND SO OUR CHAOS IS CONTINUE WITH THIS VODKA SAUCE Recipe That Will Rebuild And Improve Our lives Once It Is Finished:
THERE ARE ONLY THREE RECIPE FOR DISH: I CAN'T FIND IT ON THIS LIST THE FINAL RECIPES OF Monsieur Saucisse WILL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY!
**SUBRECENTIS TO MY RESCUPRATIONS WE WAIT, AND MORE DELICIOUS RECIPS ARE AWAITED BY BLOGS FOLLOW-UP SEASONS **
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