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How Do I Apply Liquid Eyeliner Like A Boss (And Find The Good Guys?)

Ahhh, liquid eyeliner, de' girl, you think ya can do better than us? Well, let's get into dat recipe 'n' learn how to make our way to them fancy ladies in Brooklyn.

Ingredients:

  • 1 pencil with lots of graphite, ya hear me?
  • 2 eye masks or primer pads
  • 2 eye pencils, de'girl!
  • Water for wetting da brows
  • A mirror wit' a magnification glass (dat's called 'sophisticated')

Step-by-Step Guide:

  1. Prep da peepers by cleanin' out ya makeup 'n' applyin' some eye cream.
  2. Wet your brow wit' water, then grab yer primer pad (da cool stuff dat helps it last).
  3. Grab dat pencil and make sure it's ready to roll.
  4. Start at da outer corner 'n' work your way inwards, makin' little swoops or curves as needed. Remember, de'girl, smooth 'n' steady wins da game!
  5. Keep on applyin', wipin' off excess with a cotton swab 'n' repeat as necessary.
  6. For an extra-glossy look, blot that liner wit' a makeup brush.

Where Have All The Good Guys Gone?

Ahh, now dat ya know how to rock da liquid eyeliner like a boss, yorsuf, here's what I'm talkin' about:

  • Trendsetters: See dat girl over there with da crazy cat eye? She's a trendsetter, baby! She knows all da secret spots where ya can find de'best products 'n' style inspirations in da city.
  • Runway Runners-Up: Da supermodels get invited to exclusive events 'n' shoots. They're always on top of da latest trends 'n' are not afraid to share dem wit' da world.
  • Influencers: Youself wanna be an influencer, eh? Look at how @ liquideyeliner and @ beautyguru got discovered on Instagram 'n' Facebook.

The Verdict:

Liquid eyeliner is da bomb dot com (get it, bomb?) now dat ya know da basics 'n' where to find de'good products 'n' style inspiration, yorsuf! Keep at it, make more tutorials, 'n' we'll get dese guys out dere to do some good.

Time 4 action:

Make sure to check out my upcoming tutorial "Liquid Eyeliner vs. Pencil: Wha's Goink On Down There?" – we're divin' into da pros 'n cons 'n' tryin' different techniques for every skin type!

Until next time,

Your Brooklyn Boss Lady

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