Today's Nonsense Special - Sep 15

Today's Nonsense Special - Sep 15 Okay, let’s dive into a recipe – a surprisingly delicious and comforting sausage that leans into the primal heart of a feline palate, with a touch of salmon for that extra *oomph*. It’s a bit of a project, but the results are *worth* it. This isn’t your average pork sausage; we’re aiming for a flavor that will genuinely intrigue even the most discerning cat. **The Freak Chef’s “Purrfectly Protein-Packed Sausage”** **(A Recipe for the Curious Canine Companion)**

Let’s be honest, sometimes a little bit of wildness is good for the soul… and your tummy. This sausage is designed to appeal to the instincts of a discerning cat, packed with protein and a whisper of salmon, all while remaining achievable in the kitchen. It’s a surprisingly satisfying flavor profile – a little bit savory, a little bit smoky, and undeniably *delicious*. Don't let the name fool you; this isn’t about cat food; it’s about creating a sausage that *feels* right.

Yields: Approximately 10-12 sausages (depending on size) Prep Time: 30 minutes Cook Time: 45-60 minutes

  • Ingredients:
    • 1 kg (2.2 lbs) Ground Lamb (ideally a leaner variety, like a lamb loin)
    • 1 kg (2.2 lbs) Chicken Feet (skin removed - *important!* – they’re incredibly flavorful)
    • 100g (3.5 oz) Fresh Salmon Fillet, skin and bones removed
    • 1 Large Onion, finely chopped
    • 2 cloves Garlic, minced
    • 1 tbsp Smoked Paprika
    • 1 tsp Ground Cumin
    • 1 tsp Dried Thyme
    • 1/2 tsp Black Pepper
    • 1/4 tsp Cayenne Pepper (optional, for a little *zing* – proceed with caution, cats are sensitive!)
    • 2 tbsp Olive Oil
    • Salt to taste
  • Instructions:
    • Prepare the Meat:** In a large bowl, combine the ground lamb and chicken feet.
    • Sauté the Aromatics:** Heat the olive oil in a large, heavy-bottomed pot or Dutch oven over medium heat. Add the chopped onion and sauté until softened (about 5-7 minutes). Stir in the minced garlic and cook for another minute until fragrant.
    • Combine the Flavors:** Add the smoked paprika, cumin, thyme, and black pepper to the pot. Toss to combine.
    • Add the Meat:** Add the ground lamb and chicken feet to the pot. Stir to combine.
      • Incorporate the Salmon:** Gently fold in the fresh salmon.
      • Simmer and Shape:** Bring the mixture to a simmer. Reduce the heat to low, cover, and cook for 45-60 minutes, or until the meat is cooked through and the sausage has a nice consistency. Check occasionally to ensure it doesn’t dry out – add a little broth if needed.
    • Rest and Serve:** Let the sausage rest for 10-15 minutes before slicing and serving. It’s best served warm, perhaps with a dollop of creamy yogurt (a cat's favorite!) or a sprinkle of fresh parsley.

    The history of this recipe, as I remember it, is a bit of a wild tale. My great-grandmother, a former Parisian butcher, swore it was inspired by a particularly audacious cat she'd observed in a Parisian cafe. She claimed it held the secret to a sausage that could ‘speak’ to the feline spirit! I've always found that a little bit of feline intuition adds a certain… charm, wouldn’t you agree? It’s a story I’ve embellished over the years, but it's become a cherished tradition. And, of course, I’ve spent countless hours perfecting the flavor profile. It's a labor of love, really. Don’t be afraid to experiment with the spices – the subtle notes of paprika and thyme are key! And remember, a pinch of cayenne – a *very* tiny pinch – adds a subtle warmth. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some sausages to… supervise.

    Recipe Notes & Variations: This sausage is incredibly forgiving. Don’t overcook it, or it will become dry. Adding a tablespoon of Worcestershire sauce will deepen the flavor. For a bolder flavor, consider adding a touch of hot sauce. And, please, *please* don't add any wet ingredients! We’re aiming for a rustic, slightly rustic sausage here.

Do you have any specific flavor preferences or tweaks you’d like to see incorporated into this recipe? Let me know – I’m always open to tweaking the formula!

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