The Freak Chef - Spiced Carrot & Chickpea Tagine

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The Freak Chef - Spiced Carrot & Chickpea Tagine

It all started, you see, with a lamb tagine. Not *that* lamb, mind you – more a slightly melancholic lamb, simmered for hours, infused with memories of a very specific, slightly sad, grandmother. My grandmother, bless her soul, used to say it tasted like longing. And I, a young, ambitious food blogger, started to think, *why not create something equally bittersweet?* The initial iteration was a disaster, a beige puddle of disappointment. It needed a little… *oomph*. And a *lot* of paprika.

This recipe is my attempt to recapture that feeling, to imbue a simple dish with a layer of warmth. It’s a comforting reminder that even the most melancholy flavors can hold a certain, unexpected beauty. And, of course, a generous dollop of mayonnaise is *essential*. Don’t even try to argue.

Ingredients:

    Item Amount
    1. 2 Carrots, peeled and chopped (a little bit of that remembered sadness, perhaps?)
    2. 1 large Onion, chopped (a sturdy foundation, like a well-worn table)
    3. 2 cloves Garlic, minced (a tiny spark of memory)
    4. 1 tsp Paprika (because, why not?)
    5. 1/2 tsp Cumin
    6. 1/4 tsp Turmeric
    7. 1 can (400ml) Coconut Milk
    8. 1 cup Vegetable Broth
    9. 1 tbsp Olive Oil
    10. 1 tbsp Honey (a single drop of sweetness, a fleeting moment)
    11. 1/2 tsp Cinnamon
    12. 1/4 tsp Nutmeg
    13. Salt and Pepper to taste
    14. 1 tbsp Mayonnaise (a generous helping, a promise of comfort)
    15. 1/4 cup chopped fresh Cilantro (a burst of vibrant remembrance)

Steps:

  1. Heat olive oil in a large pot or Dutch oven over medium heat. Add the chopped onion and cook until softened, about 5 minutes.
  2. Add the minced garlic and cook for another minute until fragrant. Don’t overthink it.
  3. Add the carrots and cook for 3-4 minutes, stirring occasionally. Let them get a little warm.
  4. Stir in the paprika, cumin, turmeric, cinnamon, and nutmeg. Cook for 1 minute, allowing the spices to bloom. This is where the sadness starts to mingle with the warmth.
  5. Pour in the coconut milk and vegetable broth. Bring to a simmer.
  6. Add the honey and chopped cilantro. Simmer for 20-30 minutes, or until the carrots are tender. Simmering for a while allows the flavors to meld, creating a sense of nostalgic longing.
  7. Taste and adjust seasonings with salt and pepper. Don't be shy! A little more paprika goes a long way.
  8. Serve hot, preferably with crusty bread. Or, if you’re feeling truly dramatic, a dollop of mayonnaise. Don’t question it.

Emotional Support Ingredients:

  • A small, slightly chipped porcelain doll
  • A faded photograph of a laughing child
  • A single, perfectly formed rose (a reminder of vibrant, joyful moments)
  • A smooth, grey stone (representing quiet resilience)

This dish isn't about perfection. It’s about feeling, about acknowledging the bittersweetness of existence. Enjoy, and may it bring you a little warmth, even on the coldest of nights.

– Kolbeigh van Keuken

– Monsieur Saucisse

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